Kind Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

— Chuck Palahniuk

What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

— Chuck Palahniuk

For me, writing is a kind of coping mechanism.

— Chuck Palahniuk

We kind of deny the stages of life.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I have a lot of fans who are in the prison system, where ramen noodles are a kind of staple. Prisoners are…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of…

— Chuck Palahniuk

People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I see so many tattoos of my stuff on people - tattoos of my book covers, tattoos of quotes . . .…

— Chuck Palahniuk

He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It's kind of like trick-or-treating.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I think it's just a matter of time before everybody realizes that I'm kind of a romance novelist ... that these are…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I think Chris Brown gets kind of dismissed as a gay writer, and I think Chris's books are really, really smart. I…

— Chuck Palahniuk

In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was kind of tumbler. The sale as the kind people use to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The rules that I adhere to are the rules of minimalism. And those rules kind of force writing to be more filmic...…

— Chuck Palahniuk

We are a nation of physical animals who have forgotten how much we enjoy being that. We are cushioned by this kind…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I'm kind of bored with my version…

— Chuck Palahniuk

When I first read the story 'Guts' in workshop - my fellow writers that I've been meeting with for almost 20 years…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows…

— Chuck Palahniuk

People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would…

— Chuck Palahniuk

All major publishing houses have these big fat biographies sitting there, waiting for people to die. All you have to do is…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Really, just looking around, you feel a twinge of pity for the poor souls who succeeded in getting past the Pearly Gates.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money - the first step to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and…

— Chuck Palahniuk

My stories tend to bring people from isolation into community - with at least one other person, usually with a whole community…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I thought why not write a kind of mystery, murder, thriller book, but use romance language where the language plays completely against…

— Chuck Palahniuk

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and…

— Chuck Palahniuk