Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You know that old phrase ‘Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it’? Well, I think those who remember… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
As we grow older I always think, why didn't I do more when I was young, why didn't I risk more? — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
So if you think this is going to save you...If you think anything is going to save you...Please consider this your final… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
This isn’t really death,’ Tyler says. ‘We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old.’ I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Ultimately, everyone is acting out of what they feel is the best choice. In a way, they're all trying to improve the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“If you can change the way people think, she said.The way they see themselves.The way they see the world.If you do that,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What we think of as Halloween is really the product of media barons, city mayors, and candy-makers. You know, before the 1920s,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Rant Casey used to say, "No matter what happens, it's always now..." Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think we're in an age starved for genuine experiences, instead of cathartic phony experiences through the media, structured, engineered experiences. And… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Skin, bones, blood and organs transplant from person to person. Even what’s inside you already, the colonies of microbes and bugs that… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
There is a social contract in "Fight Club" and in "Choke" where the protagonist has deceived a whole bunch of people. In… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think that young people are less attached to items and objects now. They're less attached to consuming things and accruing things… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Intellectual culture seems to separate high art from low art. Low art is horror or pornography or anything that has a physical… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Think of a rock polisher, one of those drums, goes round and round, rolls twenty-four/seven, full of water and rocks and gravel.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Inside me is the same desperate hope I have watching the ravenous dead and thinking, Oh please, oh please, oh please. The… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think standardization is really the first step to something being commodified. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It’s weird to think the place where we’re standing will only be a point in the sky. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breasts. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Just each of us being me, me, me first. The murderer, the victim, the witness each of us thinks our role is… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I like to get people moving and jumping. I think it's good to add more emotion and chaos. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Why should I believe any of this?' It happens that fast. I say, because I think I like you. Marla says, 'Not… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I remember selling my first short story and thinking, Oh my god, I sold something for fifty dollars! That gives me the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I think it's just a matter of time before everybody realizes that I'm kind of a romance novelist ... that these are… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody's told me anything to date that I've been completely reviled by. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
