Quote by Z.B. Heller

“When penetration is desired, the focus is on what works for the recipient: we have yet to meet a dildo that got hung up…

— Dossie Easton

“Enough with this guy, enough with all guys. You could order a dildo right to your mailbox. Men needed to learn how dire that…

— Tarryn Fisher

“a man who whipped out a double-headed dildo on a first date was probably not the romantic type.”

— Marshall Thornton

“I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot dildo. Okay, that's not true. I'd so fuck her. But I wouldn't like it. Yeah you're right.…

— Emma Chase, Tangled

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me…

— Dawn O'Porter

“Surely it wouldn’t harm you to try.” “Oh, yes it would!” His jaw hardened as he labored to explain. “You’re too inexperienced to understand,…

— Lisa Kleypas

“How can any woman not enjoy that? We're sensual beings, we love that.”

— James Lusarde

“I didn't have romantic feelings for her, but my penis did. So what else could I do but obey the Master?”

— Jarod Kintz

“[Tess] “Your penis has forgotten we’re divorced,” she muttered. “My penis always had a thing for you,” he said. The way the words rumbled…

— M.J. Fredrick

“Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“A woman isn't a whore for wanting pleasure. If it were unnatural, we would not be born with such drives.”

— Nenia Campbell