Life Quote by Kim Harrison

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”

— Andrew Smith

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me…

— Dawn O'Porter

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!”

— Mollie Gross

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood