“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.” — Carroll Bryant Intelligence Copy Share Image
“Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?” — Carroll Bryant Things happen Copy Share Image
“Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.” — Carroll Bryant Knowledge Copy Share Image
“Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?" "Just the usual." She… — Carroll Bryant Dreams Copy Share Image
“Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't… — Carroll Bryant Nice guy Copy Share Image
“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.” — Carroll Bryant Failure Copy Share Image
“Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.” — Carroll Bryant Philosophical Copy Share Image
This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that. — Carroll Bryant Parenting Copy Share Image
“Be careful about vengeance against God, he will smite you with the curse of El ángel negro.” — Carroll Bryant Year-of-the-cat Copy Share Image
“Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.” — Carroll Bryant Faith Copy Share Image
“What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage… — Carroll Bryant Home town Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only… — Carroll Bryant Child abuse Copy Share Image
“When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already… — Carroll Bryant Famous Copy Share Image
“Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example” — Carroll Bryant Bad example Copy Share Image
“Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.” — Carroll Bryant Death Copy Share Image
“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.” — Carroll Bryant Natural selection Copy Share Image
“If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would… — Carroll Bryant Children Copy Share Image
“The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already… — Carroll Bryant Better person Copy Share Image
“If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.” — Carroll Bryant Respect Copy Share Image
“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.” — Carroll Bryant Dream Copy Share Image
