A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Depending on someone is like when the condom breaks, only time will tell. — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE — Jessie Riley Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis” — R.K. Ryals Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ?… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe,… — Kesha Copy Share Image
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that.… — Godfried Danneels Copy Share Image
We're the ones causing global warming. In fact, what we ought to be saying is population growth is a major cause of… — Mechai Viravaidya Copy Share Image
What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“Condoms instantly shot to the number-one position on my mental list of must-find survival supplies, far ahead of food, water, and a… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
“Trojan is giving away Magnum large condoms (do you think they were named after a large wooden animal inside which thousands of… — A.A. Gill Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“-You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you? -I paid a fortune for… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I brought a condom," I tell her when I slide her panties down. We're both hot and sweaty, and I can't resist… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Missionaries in the developing world waste a lot of time and money (not to mention the goodwill of non-Christians) proselytizing to the… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books… — Cees Nooteboom Copy Share Image
“He grunted the word what as he plucked the condom off. “Thank you.” Without him, I would have stayed a peacekeeper. Without… — James Cox Copy Share Image
That is supposed to be the rallying cry of women in the age of AIDS: no condom, no sex. But the dirty… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Pope Francis said the use of contraception could be justified in regions hit by the Zika virus; a stance that could reignite… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
