Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II...Fifty children! What I want to know is,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures. — Wendy Wright Copy Share Image
“His head went back, on the stroke up, again. When he finally looked back at her hands still on him, and his… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
Since i couldn't remember the "real" first time i'd lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. — Clare Short Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
Missionaries in the developing world waste a lot of time and money (not to mention the goodwill of non-Christians) proselytizing to the… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and… — Barbara Seaman Copy Share Image
Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution of condoms,… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
“Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.” — TRIPURARI Copy Share Image
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
So-called real life has only once interfered with me, and it had been a far cry from what the words, lines, books… — Cees Nooteboom Copy Share Image
I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country. — Thabo Mbeki Copy Share Image
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet. My pen is still sexy. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
