“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text that "i think am late" text — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.” — TRIPURARI Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own fucking life. - Lady Gaga — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me, But just… — Phife Dawg Copy Share Image
I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries. — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“You're going to need this," she said, and pulled out a condom. "At some point, we're also going to need a defibrillator… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I… — Ashley Judd Copy Share Image
“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regular condom? If I’m wearing an oven mitt,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We tilt our heads back and open wide. The snow drifts into our zombie mouths crawling with grease and curses and tobacco… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. The… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Another one says she has asnap-off crotch. What do you think she means by that? I'm a little worried,though, about all these… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I haven't tried this with anyone...signifacant in a long time. It's never worked before." "You haven't had sex before?" "I have. But… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
Conservatives, who have presumed that the key to preventing AIDS is abstinence-only education, and liberals, who have focused on distribution of condoms,… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
Sex without Condoms is Magicalà_A baby appears &&àThe Father Disappears. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
“I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
