The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom? — Adam Ant Copy Share Image
Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
I want young women when they're 14 to start thinking about what they want over the course of their lives. I think… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that.… — Godfried Danneels Copy Share Image
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue. It's not like honey dip would wanna get with me, But just… — Phife Dawg Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
