“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart. — A. C. Green Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whats the difference between a bomb and a condom..?! n a bomb blast population decreases but in a condom blast population increases.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Trojan is a terrible name for a brand of condom. Why name it after something that, after penetrating the wall, broke open… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
One of the problems with sex education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up,… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I want young women when they're 14 to start thinking about what they want over the course of their lives. I think… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Bracelets with white symbols?” Michael made the question casual; in fact, he bent his head and concentrated on tuning his guitar, not… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Since i couldn't remember the "real" first time i'd lost my virginity, this would have become my de facto first time. I… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Instead of lowering your head and copping to it like a man, you pick up the journal as one might hold a… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“The image of you putting a condom on a banana to teach me about gay sex is forever ingrained in my head.'… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“His head went back, on the stroke up, again. When he finally looked back at her hands still on him, and his… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
Put a condom over your heart that way if someone f*cks it up it'll be ok — Anonymous Copy Share Image
E sex is great sex, better wear a latex cuz you don't want that late tex — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Put your condom on your heart because hes just about to fuck your feelings — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
![“I want young women when they're 14 to start thinking about what they want over the course of their lives. I think it's criminal - child abuse - that they're not told to do this [in school]. Right now it's just sex education and putting condoms on bananas. Girls should be asked to think about what…” quote by Camille Paglia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7bb/camille-paglia-652_abuse_i-want-young-women-when-they-re-14-to-st_1348279.jpg)
