Quote by Mary Calmes Download Open image ““It’s like a condom, Min, holes happen,” I said,”” — Mary Calmes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“In all your life, only a few moments matter. Mostly you never get a good look at them except in hindsight, long after they've zipped past you: the moment when you decided whether to talk to that girl, slow down on that blind bend, stop and find that condom. I was lucky, I guess you could call it. I got… — Tana French Copy Share
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“didn’t use a condom,” he says with genuine regret in his eyes. “I’m sorry, I got so carried away. You’re on birth control, right?” — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his throat awkwardly… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“he was always on time because, as he said, her time was precious to him, so why would he make her wait” — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“Don’t do that? This is your sage advice?” “Yeah.” He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. “Sorry, the burritos we… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“Everybody wants to touch you all the time. I'm the only one who can't when I want to be the only one that can.” — MARY CALMES Copy Share Image
“I love you" I sighed, unable to keep the smile from my face,leaning back and looking at him through heavy-lidded eyes. "I really do".… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“I have my work and my house, and now I have you here too. If I can keep you, I’m set, so I’m going… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“Im just saying, he's scared of standing up like Logan and saying fuck you all. This is who I love. Step up or step… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“Varro to Brian: "You always think there has to be some grand gesture, but really, there doesn’t even have to be words. Just knowing… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“―I love you. He breathed down the side of my neck. I nodded. ―I love you too. And the smile on his face when… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“He took a breath. “I think there’s a reason I’m shitty in bed.” I felt myself frowning, unhappy with him running himself down. “Which… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“And what the fuck were you doing parading around in those jeans and that shirt last—” “Parading?” “You are not allowed to put on… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image
“You need me." "I more than need you," he said, trembling. "I don't work without you. I just don't." "Same here," I told him,… — Mary Calmes Copy Share Image