Quote by Jarod Kintz

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“i just want my girls to have babies. that's all. so they know what i know. ”

— Elizabeth Noble

“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers…

— Robin Bielman

“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to…

— Justin Halpern

“If you want a woman, you have to take her accessories, end of story.”

— Beverley Andi

“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout