Sexiest Man Quote by Kristen Proby

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

— Ellie Saxx

“There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis”

— R.K. Ryals

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“I wore rubber gloves. Why? Because I ran out of condoms.
”

— Jarod Kintz

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to…

— Justin Halpern