Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.” — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
IPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins. — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms. — Joycelyn Elders Copy Share Image
“Carter?” Gordo asked. “Who is he? I want to meet him. In my office so I can scare the shit out of… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“You don't really have to fallin love with him, but he's not a terrible option for a fling. As long as you… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
“Condoms instantly shot to the number-one position on my mental list of must-find survival supplies, far ahead of food, water, and a… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms. “You keep condoms in there?” I asked. “It is called… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Then he would get into a plane and leave the field wide open; the field was crammed with paralegals, all of them… — Lydia Millet Copy Share Image
“Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“One day, while at the drugstore picking up some aspirin for my Mom, dear old Mrs. Burns, our pharmacist, shoved a pack… — Ramona Wray Copy Share Image
“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I… — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width… — Londonstani Copy Share Image
“So here we are, in the family planning aisle with a cart full of sports drinks and our hands full of .… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Start ringing things up then. This won't take long." "Which ones?" "I don't care." I push some at her. "These." "These?" She… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Would you rather be a Trojan or a tiger?”… “Now what’s this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
