Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Keeping it real Sex
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for… — Barbara Seaman Copy Share Image
Dear men why do yall wear condoms that are too big, Im going to find out anyway — Treneice716 Copy Share Image
I need a human size condom, Because life loves to Fu(k me up in the @$$. — Dustin Barbadillo-aton Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a magnum sized… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! — Gloria Trevi Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
