Condoms Quote by Seth Meyers

“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure the infinite…

— Inga Muscio

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

— Inga Muscio

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were…

— Rob Delaney

The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful…

— Dave Barry

It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good.

— Steve Coogan

“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if…

— Roberta Pearce

“We have good news and bad news. The good news is that the dismal vision of human sexuality reflected in the standard narrative is…

— Christopher Ryan

Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life.

— Lisa Lopes

“After being shown pictures of people coughing, cartoonish germs sprouting from a sponge, and similar infection-evoking images, women—the sex most vulnerable to STDs—endorsed more…

— Kathleen McAuliffe