Condom Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana Download Open image ““Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condom Erectile-dysfunction Worry Worry-motivational Worrying
“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.” — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure the infinite… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.” — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if… — Roberta Pearce Copy Share Image
“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!” — LA Knight Copy Share Image
“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard?… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about sex and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying that one… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Logan, why aren't you wearing protection?" The radio crackled, and then came Logan's voice. "I have 'protection' in my bag," he said. "But as… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.” — Chris Kasparoza Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can you make… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
