Quote by Jm

You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one !

— Anonymous

You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one.

— Nikhil Saluja

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

I am going to buy you a condom coz if u r going to act like a dick you should be dressed like one.

— Vedica

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

— Dennis Rodman

I think you should just wear something you feel comfortable in. It's important to make a statement, but don't kill yourself over it.

— Alexandra Roach

If it looks sexy, wear it.

— Joe Maddon

Wear cute PJs to bed because you never know who you're gonna meet in your dreams.

— Anonymous

The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom.

— Richard Branson

Be very, very careful what you put into that head of yours, because you will never, ever get it out.

— Thomas Wolsey