Witty Quote by Vedica

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one

— Anonymous

Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one.

— Patience

Here's a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick you should dress like one too (:

— Anonymous

You shld put a condomn on yr head. if yr gna act lika d*ck - you might as well dress like one !

— Anonymous

Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a…

— David Mazzucchelli

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

— Martine McCutcheon

If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo I could…

— Nikhil Saluja

Suck My Dick With A Motherfucking Condom :)

— Author Name

You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom.

— Lady Gaga

Bitches always on my dick, I wear a condom when I shit!

— J Cole

Send ya to the store condoms and more jealous females call you sluts and whores

— Biggie Smalls

Beware of a naked person who promises to buy you clothes.

— Vikrant Parsai