If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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