Children Quotes by Tina Fey

[Please let my daughter] not have to wear high heels.

— Tina Fey

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

— Tina Fey

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

— Tina Fey

(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)

— Tina Fey

In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in…

— Tina Fey

I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go…

— Tina Fey

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of…

— Tina Fey

“And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the…

— Tina Fey

The ideal situation for a parent is one that no one has - having a fulfilling job that requires you to work…

— Tina Fey

“Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of…

— Tina Fey

“I was more impressed by her athlete’s approach to the world. She had a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn through practice,…

— Tina Fey

“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or…

— Tina Fey

“A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, "No.…

— Tina Fey

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a…

— Tina Fey

“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological…

— Tina Fey

“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or…

— Tina Fey

“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The…

— Tina Fey

I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,…

— Tina Fey

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think…

— Tina Fey