In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The ideal situation for a parent is one that no one has - having a fulfilling job that requires you to work… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“When I was a kid there was a TV interstitial during Saturday morning cartoons with a song that went like this: "The… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I was more impressed by her athlete’s approach to the world. She had a can-do attitude, a willingness to learn through practice,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I only hope that one day I can frighten my daughter this much. Right now, she's not scared of my husband or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, "No.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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