“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Right up until camera time, I was sweaty and green from having to touch my own eyeballs like that. If you've never… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“My Chocolate Mudslide is going down smooth when we hear the three bells. Bing. Bing. Bing. But instead of Dan Dan the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Some people say, Never let them see you cry. I say, if youre so mad you could just cry, then cry. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“A few months after our friendly chat about kids (and my condescending remarks about New York), Mrs. Palin told conservative filmmaker John… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“My dad looks like Clint Eastwood. His half-Scottish, half-German face in repose is handsome but terrifying. I searched the audience for him… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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