It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I found the recording sessions very freeing because you can really try things. When you're filming something, if you're improvising a film… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The idea of being in control for the sake of control, is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Last night the Taliban offered to release eight Westerners if the U.S. promised not to attack. The State Department declined but thanked… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm a logic monster, if things don't make sense I've gotta make sense of them. I enjoy helping to develop material for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you ever start to feel good about yourself... .... they have this thing called the internet. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image