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Drinking Quote by Tina Fey

“Some people work with a trainer, some people work with…” quote by Tina Fey — Download Open image

“Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I'm eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be.”

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