It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I found the recording sessions very freeing because you can really try things. When you're filming something, if you're improvising a film… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes trying to get into the Olympics. It… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Again, don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions. Go “Over! Under! Through!” and opinions will change organically when you’re… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process. People lose their minds,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions ... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I learned quickly that trying to force Country Folk to love the Big City is like telling your gay cousin, "You just… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image