“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“My whole life, people who ask about my scar within one week of knowing me have invariably turned out to be egomaniacs… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In real life these women experienced different sides of the same sexism coin. People who didn't like Hillary called her a ballbuster.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
...I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The upsides of acting in things is mostly getting your hair done and having people give you clothes. So as long as… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: "Hey, this isn't the dress rehearsal, this is life and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I'll be ready for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I’ll be ready for it to happen and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image