Years Quotes by Tina Fey

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

— Tina Fey

“What’s that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested.”

— Tina Fey

Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time,…

— Tina Fey

This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short…

— Tina Fey

The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring "That is not something I'm…

— Tina Fey

If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5,…

— Tina Fey

My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.…

— Tina Fey

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding…

— Tina Fey

This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over…

— Tina Fey

I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian…

— Tina Fey

Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula,…

— Tina Fey

George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor…

— Tina Fey

And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of…

— Tina Fey

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a…

— Tina Fey

Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a…

— Tina Fey

Now if you're not „hot”, you are expected to work on it until you are. It's like when you renovate a house…

— Tina Fey

Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there…

— Tina Fey

The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder…

— Tina Fey