Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing! — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If you watch [The] Search for Signs of Intelligent Life [in the Universe], or The Incredible Shrinking Woman, or 9 to 5,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now if you're not „hot”, you are expected to work on it until you are. It's like when you renovate a house… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The New York Post quoted Senator Hillary Clinton saying that she would never run for President, declaring "That is not something I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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