Parenting Quotes by Tina Fey

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

— Tina Fey

You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at…

— Tina Fey

There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No…

— Tina Fey

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just…

— Tina Fey

My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of…

— Tina Fey

“At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in…

— Tina Fey

“mother after the Greek kids’ parties because they served Italian rum cake. Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum…

— Tina Fey

Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and…

— Tina Fey

My parents have been very brave about my being here, and I remember after the 11th thinking for sure they were going…

— Tina Fey

Let's review the cost-free techniques that we've learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater,…

— Tina Fey

We're all comedy fans in my family. My parents mainly wouldn't let me watch stuff that was either annoying to them, or…

— Tina Fey

My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.…

— Tina Fey

“I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are…

— Tina Fey

The ideal situation for a parent is one that no one has - having a fulfilling job that requires you to work…

— Tina Fey

“And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord,…

— Tina Fey