You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“mother after the Greek kids’ parties because they served Italian rum cake. Covered in slivered almonds and soaked in booze, Italian rum… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents have been very brave about my being here, and I remember after the 11th thinking for sure they were going… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Let's review the cost-free techniques that we've learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We're all comedy fans in my family. My parents mainly wouldn't let me watch stuff that was either annoying to them, or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I'm a working parent and I understand that sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The ideal situation for a parent is one that no one has - having a fulfilling job that requires you to work… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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