Boogers Quote by Tina Fey

“When someone puts you down, remeber the booger having out of his/her nose.”

— Andrew McArthur

“We live in a country where you can electively have your nose broken to reshape it, inject fat from your butt into your face…

— Ann Brasco

Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on.

— Nora Roberts

I'm always the person who's taking everyone else's kid and putting them on my hip, so I've kinda always been a mama.

— Blake Lively

I get to be a kid now, because I wasn't a kid when I was supposed to be one. But in some ways, I'm…

— Drew Barrymore

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

— Rodney Dangerfield

You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but…

— Jennifer Garner

I'm a mother myself, and sometimes mothers get a bad rap just because they've tried to do their job. Some people have more of…

— Annie Potts

A kid thinks her mother is just that -- hers. A mother is also a woman, an independent being, who doesn't want to be…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

As everyone, you do end up becoming your mother, but also as you're acting, I find out you become every member of your family,…

— Helena Bonham Carter

Once you're a mom, whether you're kids are next to you or far away from you, you're always a mom.

— Vanessa Paradis

I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'

— Natasha Leggero