Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm such a fan of Lily's [Tomlin], for so many years. I feel like Lily was the first popular mainstream crossover comedian… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
As an improviser, I always find it jarring when I meet someone in real life whose first answer is no. “No, we… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I definitely think of myself still as a writer first, and feel like - with the lucky exception of this - any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image