Brushes Quote by Tina Fey

Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)

— Nikhil Saluja

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

— Joan Rivers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

— Anonymous

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.

— Devon Monk

Remember, ladies: mouthwash is still cheaper than an abortion.

— Nikhil Saluja

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.

— Phyllis Diller

“If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.”

— Theresa Paolo

“Maybe it's the TV commercials. They make you hate everything they try to sell. God, they must think the public is a halfwit. Every…

— Raymond Chandler

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.

— Andre Agassi

While one finds company in himself and his pursuits, he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be.

— Amos Bronson Alcott

Loving a marine is a high price to pay its kinda of feel old in a young body¥

— Ellie

You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Aren't we…

— Jennifer Aniston

“For the longest time I ignored or dismissed the adage that time flies as we get older because I didn't feel old enough for…

— Alan Burdick

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

— Moby

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the…

— Phyllis Diller