Canaries Quote by Joan Rivers

Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)

— Nikhil Saluja

Never go to a dentist who has bad breath.

— Damian Coleman

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

— Demetri Martin

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

— Sammy Gravano

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

— Anonymous

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay,…

— Bill Cosby

When the teeth are shut the tongue is at home.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

— Joelle Carter

I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a…

— Morena Baccarin