Fashion Quotes by Joan Rivers

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

— Joan Rivers

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

— Joan Rivers

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

— Joan Rivers

I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck

— Joan Rivers

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

— Joan Rivers

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

— Joan Rivers

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.

— Joan Rivers

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but…

— Joan Rivers

When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.

— Joan Rivers

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this…

— Joan Rivers

I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'

— Joan Rivers

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes…

— Joan Rivers

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed…

— Joan Rivers

All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion.…

— Joan Rivers

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore…

— Joan Rivers

Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because…

— Joan Rivers

I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about…

— Joan Rivers

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What…

— Joan Rivers

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

— Joan Rivers

I think Hillary Clinton's style is perfect. Perfect. You don't notice what she's wearing, you notice the woman.

— Joan Rivers