Funny Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor I think Line Think
A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't… — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
I never wanted people to laugh at me. I never wanted the funny lines. I wanted the straight lines. — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've got a lot of laughter lines. You don't get laughter lines on your face without having a lot of fun in your life. — Deborah Meaden Copy Share Image
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way — Jerry Stiller Copy Share Image
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny. — Steven Michael Quezada Copy Share Image
If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. — Ron Livingston Copy Share Image
Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
