I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet. — Brad Williams Awe Copy Share Image
For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am. — Brad Williams Calling Copy Share Image
I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me. — Brad Williams Confusing Copy Share Image
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Amount Copy Share Image
I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?" — Brad Williams Damn Copy Share Image
I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that. — Brad Williams Enough Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it.… — Brad Williams Ass Copy Share Image
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from… — Brad Williams Aspect Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a… — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Clubs Copy Share Image
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems… — Brad Williams Being fat Copy Share Image
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke… — Brad Williams Comedy Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm… — Brad Williams Ask me Copy Share Image
It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in… — Brad Williams Being silly Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have… — Brad Williams Australia Copy Share Image
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but… — Brad Williams Cease Copy Share Image
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should… — Brad Williams Ask me Copy Share Image
Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a… — Brad Williams Candidates Copy Share Image
I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people,… — Brad Williams End time Copy Share Image
There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves… — Brad Williams Ass Copy Share Image
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards… — Brad Williams Asian Copy Share Image
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to… — Brad Williams Canada Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Absolutely nothing Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Audience Copy Share Image
Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet… — Brad Williams Combs Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Funny Copy Share Image
It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously. — Brad Williams Comedian Copy Share Image
I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly. — Brad Williams Being silly Copy Share Image
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest… — Brad Williams All time Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Behalf Copy Share Image
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you… — Brad Williams Dwarves Copy Share Image
Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point… — Brad Williams Advancing Copy Share Image
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the… — Brad Williams Constant Copy Share Image
