Cease Quote by Brad Williams

One of the things that's funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy is that people go 'Oh, you're great, but I don't know what…

— Eugene Mirman

“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly. ~love you…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.

— Judah Friedlander

As a comedian you have to remind yourself that it happens; every now and again you can just have a bad gig where things…

— Richard Herring

I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I…

— Ellen DeGeneres

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out…

— Greg Behrendt

Here's a message to all the employers out there reading this: if a comedian comes to you having given up comedy and wants a…

— Sean Lock

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

— Liam Neeson

My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

— Dov Davidoff

I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false…

— Lenny Bruce

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

— Aziz Ansari

I think that if you, as a comedian, are trying to be in people's face, then you've got to come up with new stuff…

— Keenen Ivory Wayans