Applause Quote by Michael Bassey Johnson

“A comedian's life is truly a comedy in itself. The majority cannot take themselves seriously.”

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

“The way you turn a sad story around, you should be a comedian! You’re the funniest person I know.”

— Patricia Williams

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

— craig ferguson

“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates. They are…

— Marc Maron

“Although I hate to read publicly, I began to get addicted to speaking publicly. For a grandiose opportunist like myself, AA can become a…

— Jeff Nichols

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

— Chris Ramsey

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out…

— Greg Behrendt

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Comedians and artists are some of the loneliest, self-destructive people on the planet. If you enjoy what they produce, take the time to appreciate…

— Roz Inga

“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and…

— Roseanne Barr

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And after they were cracked, the teacher would try…

— Jarod Kintz