When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
I read every book about Buster Keaton and Chaplin to see how they worked - it's all about dedication, tunnel vision, pursuit… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that… — DX Copy Share Image
“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I apply the three gag rule, which is if I can read a script without gagging more than three times, then maybe… — Peter Riegert Copy Share Image
“Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I honestly do feel - and I hope I don't gag anybody if they read this - but I feel like I'm… — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
'Sex and The City' had very strong gag orders as to what we could say and not say. — Willie Garson Copy Share Image
Being a talented artist is good, it's nice, but it's not the most important thing. I think being a good storyteller, having… — Bill Plympton Copy Share Image
To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
A page a day means I need to focus on a gag a day, and that's great for laughs but bad for… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
In America, they have this nauseating habit of calling the conductor 'maestro'. I always slightly gag when the cor anglais player goes,… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
Nobody gets any fun out of baseball any more. I guess a kid's crazy not to be serious about it when he's… — Rabbit Maranville Copy Share Image
I'm not good at narrative; I'm really a gag writer, and that comes from being in the newspaper comic strip world for… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
Thank you Gag Reflex... for reminding me that there are some people who just make me throw up a little in my… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
“Guards punished anyone caught taking bones from the garbage by fastening the bone between his teeth, across his mouth, and then tying… — George Levy Copy Share Image
I am kind of a freak of nature who has loose joints, and I was able to put my legs behind my… — Doug Jones Copy Share Image
