“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly. ~love you more than their parents. ~give you a daily bread.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Anything you fear is a shackle to ur soul. It is a phobia that tethers and blinds ur ability to see and comprehend your… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The human eye is restricted to see the useen, because there’s a price to be paid to the rulers of this image and if… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“-We need more love, to supersede hatred, -We need more strength, to resist our weaknesses, -We need more inspiration, to lighten up our innermind.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pretend to what you want to be, it is not pretence, it is a journey to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A lot can be done with courage, than with years wasted on the search for perfection.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No matter how broke you… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“It is easy to criticize the antisocial, but hard to get close to know what keeps them at bay.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There's no difference between a madman and a professor...it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“People run away from the love game because they know they won't win the race.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
