“A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
A true friend doesn't have guts; they beat you up and later plead with you to beat them back. — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can never express love.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“People with disabilities are sometimes very humble and approachable, if you want a seasoned reputation, then behave like one of the handicaps.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There are people who feel they should be with you, but something is preventing them from coming close. Please can you just… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life: ~people applaud you incessantly.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want only their bodies;… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“You know the laughter that proceeds from the heart by the way it sounds, and how it makes you feel.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Get out of your mind and become crazy about your future in a creative way!” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful with penitence. I would rather… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Anything you fear is a shackle to ur soul. It is a phobia that tethers and blinds ur ability to see and comprehend your… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The human eye is restricted to see the useen, because there’s a price to be paid to the rulers of this image and if… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“-We need more love, to supersede hatred, -We need more strength, to resist our weaknesses, -We need more inspiration, to lighten up our innermind.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pretend to what you want to be, it is not pretence, it is a journey to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A lot can be done with courage, than with years wasted on the search for perfection.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No matter how broke you… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“It is easy to criticize the antisocial, but hard to get close to know what keeps them at bay.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There's no difference between a madman and a professor...it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“People run away from the love game because they know they won't win the race.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
