Admiration Quote by Michael Bassey Johnson

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Best to leave farts and the past behind you”

— Penny Reid

“We are what happens when the seemingly unthinkable celebrity rises to power. Our existence makes my eyes hurt.”

— Lidia Yuknavitch

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!…

— Elise Sax

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin