Oh my god Quote by Amy Noelle

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“He gave out a victory-fart, but although this one was long and smelly, it was silent. His asshole was now a broken squeeze-box that…

— Stephen King

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“Me? I’m nothing. I’m a fart in the air conditioning. I’m always there, but most of the time nobody knows it.”

— Orson Scott Card