Fart Quote by Bhawna Kak Download Open image ““Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”” — Bhawna Kak ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Fart Like Having Silent Humour-life Life Life Politely Rid Shit Silent Fart
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“If you need to fart, it’s better for the sake of your abdomen and well-being to move to a place where you can do… — Sue Shepherd Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He thinks about it for a moment. "All right. I'll go firts" He takes a deep breath. Do you know what a bidet is?… — Jamie Ponti Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
