“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Oh, Pandora. Where’s your willpower? You were told not to open that box, you snoopy girl, you typical woman with your insatiable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“If dogs don't go to heaven, well then, from the yardstick of karma, so too did not your dear revered ancestors. And… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
