Funny humor Quote by Fakeer Ishavardas

“Nuts are very healthy. And anyway, you're more important than me.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just when I thought I had things under control, the reality of who I was smacked me squarely in the face. Being nuts was…

— A. Meredith Walters

“Have nuts and be nuts.”

— Criss Jami

“I am careful never to talk about religion. Who am I to kick at people's crutches?”

— Yann Martel

“I don’t know, if they want to watch me scratch my butt or eat dinner, I feel like that says more about them than…

— Veronica Roth

“I'm not a religious man, but I do worship your ass.”

— Randi Black

“Scratch your flesh raw between your toes, but you won't find the answer.”

— Franz Kafka

“A wise person knows how to be nuts.”

— French proverb

“I hunger for your sleek laugh, your hands the color of a savage harvest, hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails, I want…

— Pablo Neruda

“ground-nuts to keep you alive till I return. If any of you do not know how to clean and cook them, Captain Grant will…

— M. J. (Michael Joseph) Canavan

“I catch a flash of bare ass and find religion.”

— Christina Lauren