Funny humor Quote by Fakeer Ishavardas Download Open image ““Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.”” — Fakeer Ishavardas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor Funny quotes Good and evil Humour-quote Life and living Life lessons Metaphysical-philosophy Motivational inspirational People-nature Philosophical-humor Philosophical-musings Psychology-spirituality Spiritual development Wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle
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“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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