“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future… — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
“Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally. Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.” — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know… — Rebecca L. Ethington Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again,… — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah,… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me… — L. Arthur Copy Share Image
“How's your head?" the larger man asked. "Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's… — Tricia Owens Copy Share Image
“You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
“I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack)...has always… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.” — Kaje Harper Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.” — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
