“…I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.” — Farooq A. Shiekh Copy Share Image
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Yes, it’s true. I can now tell you where cups and plates are to be found in my own kitchen. I know… — Rebecca L. Ethington Copy Share Image
“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.” — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
“After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Just looking for a piece of adventure, my ass. You already have an adventure. Who is he?” An enigma. “Just a guy… — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin." A drunk hunched over the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
“...and there encountered with him all at once Sir Bors, Sir Ector, and Sir Lionel, and they three smote him at once… — Malory Thomas Sir Copy Share Image
“I’m currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain.” Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“It was quite wrong of me Had I heard what I thought I’d heard or were my ears playing hob with me… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“In Norwegian that would be 'hun ma dra. Kanskje er hun gravid.'" Astley sttempts to smile. i can't help teasing him. "Which?… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Elle hugged Amo’s side, then she leaned up as high as she could and kissed him on the cheek, barely making it.… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
“During these mad dashes to the wall phone in the kitchen she hadn't time to fall but with fantastical grace and dexterity… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me… — L. Arthur Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
