Funny humor Quote by David Wailing Download Open image ““It weighed down on me like a rucksack filled with dog turds.”” — David Wailing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny humor Poo
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“You mean less to me than the dog s__t I scraped off the bottom of my shoe!” — Emma Paul Copy Share Image
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“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
