Funny humor Quote by Mark Watson

“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect woman to crush than the one I broke up…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve been asking you to marry me since we met! What more do you want?”

— Chayada Welljaipet

“I've never done this before. Just know I'm falling for the girl I married.”

— Christina Lauren

“After about 20 years of marriage, I think I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer…

— Mel Gibson

“You're only significant relationship of the last decade has been with a married man. Don't you want to be loved, don't you want someone…

— Eleanor Prescott

“What, exactly, would you give up?”

— Alison McGhee

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm not asking you for a second chance. I know better than that. But you've got no right to ask me to settle for…

— Nora Robertsrts

“Sometimes giving up something shows more love than trying to hold onto it.”

— Ann H. Gabhart

“You married me thinking I would force myself on you?” “I married you knowing that women have very little say in how they are…

— Lorraine Heath

“All that doesn’t matter. All that stuff I did before was just sex. I told you, I don’t want to have sex with you.…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“I want to be the reason you never gave up on love.”

— Liz Newman