“What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?” “Best compliment I’ve had in a while.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
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Let the most vigorous of human imaginations but attempt to take a single step toward the comprehension of a circuit so unutterable. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Basilard, can you cover our trail?” Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream “I’m the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.” — Kristi Cook Copy Share Image
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“You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.” — Marisa de los Santos Copy Share Image
“Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, "my dear leetle mongoose." I wish he'd turn back… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS? ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS. MY FRIEND:… — KanyaACoffman Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“I suppose I could get a job to have something to do, but working when I don't have to work would be… — Stephen Reid Andrews Copy Share Image
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“Swing low, sweet chariot, comin'for t'carry me home...' was the tune I hummed as I made the beds, and waited for the… — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously.… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer!… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
