Chickens Quote by Terry Pratchett

“We must obey, the chickens have spoken!”

— Beth Webb

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“I never worry about how many legs my chicken has, about whether it can fly or not, about which cock was her husband; that…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“4. If you do not give your chickens enough space, light, air, and walking-around room, they will eat one another.”

— Frances O'Roark Dowell

“Chickens, no doubt, have pluck.”

— Lucie B. Amundsen

“Everyone stop moving!” he bellowed. “Especially you, chickens! CHICKENS, GIVE UP! WE’RE GOING TO EAT YOU! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! STOP…

— Tui T. Sutherland

“When it comes to danger,” he’d say, “everybody’s chicken. But there are two kinds of chickens—chicken hawks and chicken shits. And it doesn’t matter…

— S.G. Redling

“Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

— Brad Pitt

“Counting your chickens before they hatch is only wise if God has told you how many will survive.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

— Lou Harper

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“Are you smarter than my chicken?” cried a weathered, wild-haired woman holding a nonplussed bird over her head. At her feet was a wooden…

— Scott Lynch