Quote by Jarod Kintz

“On a whim, I once entered a neighbor's apartment through an open window and left a pink, glittery beach ball sitting on his bed,…

— Boyd Rice

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run over the chicken. That maniac was me, and that…

— Jarod Kintz

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“It was five o’clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn’t even risen yet. Dumbass bird…

— Alison Bliss

“You took a life and the theft went unpunished. God didn't strike you down. The sky didn't fall. The morning after, you turned on…

— Glen Duncan

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“A piece of plastic stole an entire species— In lobbies, in the bathroom, in an elevator, Ideas, reactions, and silent contemplations, During lunchtime, during…

— Karl Kristian Flores

“I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money from each…

— Joseph Conrad

“I remember reading the Times in the subway, folding it awkwardly while leaning against the door, caught up in the words, worried about crashing…

— Gary Shteyngart

“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of…

— Auberon Waugh

“Now whenever Franny or Jim spoke to someone who kept a car in Manhattan, they reacted with quiet horror, like people who’d been subjected…

— Emma Straub